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It's well known that dogs have people, cats have staff, and house bunnies have minions.
I asked for two things in life: exceptional cuteness, and minions. Well I got the first, clearly! - but I should have specified what type for the latter. I got some alright, but my minions were useless! Now, after many long hard years of effort, I think I've got them reasonably trained.
Musing upon a new year, and my recent reaching of maturity at 3, I felt it was time to offer something back to the world. I will do this in the form of a guide to dealing with useless minions - should you too be a bun unfortunate enough to belumbreed lumbered with some. [Ugh, the minion typing this for me now can barely spell! Useless Minion!]
I knew this would be taxing. I go to calm my nerves with chilled carrot juice, and will return.
First lesson of training useless minions - PATIENCE*.
yours,
Guardian of the Toilet, Lord of All He Surveys,
Albert B. Bun
*And a lot of chilled carrot juice. Of course you need to train the minion to get the latter; I will not trouble you with the travails I suffered for my carrot juice, chilled, in the beginning.
I asked for two things in life: exceptional cuteness, and minions. Well I got the first, clearly! - but I should have specified what type for the latter. I got some alright, but my minions were useless! Now, after many long hard years of effort, I think I've got them reasonably trained.
Musing upon a new year, and my recent reaching of maturity at 3, I felt it was time to offer something back to the world. I will do this in the form of a guide to dealing with useless minions - should you too be a bun unfortunate enough to be
I knew this would be taxing. I go to calm my nerves with chilled carrot juice, and will return.
First lesson of training useless minions - PATIENCE*.
yours,
Guardian of the Toilet, Lord of All He Surveys,
Albert B. Bun
*And a lot of chilled carrot juice. Of course you need to train the minion to get the latter; I will not trouble you with the travails I suffered for my carrot juice, chilled, in the beginning.
cranky